Me: Yes.
He: So you’re seeing someone?
Me: No.
He: Were you seeing someone?
Me: Yes.
He: So why did you’ll break up?
Me: Just.
He: Are you looking for someone?
Me: No.
He: Why?
Me: Why?
He: Just.
Me: Ok.
He: So?
Me: Nothing.
He: So why aren’t you seeing someone?
Me: Just.
He: Just…
Me: Just!
He: Why?
Me: Because.
He: What you think you’re some Mani Ratnam heroine?
Me: What?!
He: All your one word answers!
Me: Oh!
Me: Sorry.
And I burst into a laugh that came from those extremities in me that had forgotten how to laugh. Mani Ratnam Heroine! Goodness me!